yes, I lost my mind...

omgherbutt:

OMGHerButt.com

vintagesalt:

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

vintagesalt:

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

mostlysignssomeportents:

Google autocomplete easteregg

unclewhisky:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

If I ever stop reblogging this call EMS immediately.

I’m torn between “did a ghost do my taxes,” “are there fraggles in my body,” “who is solar system,” “cant see legs,” and is sarah palan made of crab meat.” Any one of them could be a Chip Zdarsky tweet.

Bas3008 - XP Startup Theme
698,621 plays

testosterown:

thesylverlining:

cyborgvirus:

myst1c:

the-death-of-beely-ridondo:

crystalmikii:

thranduilsenpai:

ampvee:

impendingeargasm:

Anyone who hasn’t heard this needs to.

OKAY SO I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING C RYTING NOIW AND GHFASDHJsj’fy;k lhkjfdruytiuyo

I’m pretty sure this is the song they play when you arrive at heaven

That is so beautiful oh my God. Like is that literally actually the real version of it? is that actually what it’s really like? Oh gosh they need to bring this tune back to the computers. This song + Windows 7 

It was this long because it took a computer 3 minutes to start up in 2001.

Simulate the real thing by randomly pausing it and unpausing it every 5 to 20 seconds. And simulate the physical spinning hard drive sound by groaning staccato throughout.

lol

via spectrumpsionic [DUDE WHY]

holy shit no this can’t be real

I had an XP for like 7 years and never heard this, holy shit - somebody tell me who actually made this.

I feel like I have seen the face of God.

I was skeptical ALL THE WAY up until the last actual second

then it all made sense.

bdsmgeek:

Hajimete no SM Guide pg. 90-97 Buy it on Amazon.co.jp

Bishoujo Senshi: Sailor Moon | Sailor Cosmos & Sailor Chibi Chibi | Marco Albiero

sailormooncollection:

Sun-Star-Stationnary - Sailor Moon 20th Anniversary - Pointers Pen.

tic-tac-birthdayrac:

christmas-boners:

creepwalking:

tara-chambler:

moshingice:

Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact

Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters

Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters

everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters

some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the aesthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters

omgherbutt:

OMGHerButt.com

omgherbutt:

OMGHerButt.com

viticus-cmfb:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

Do not buy that Yonana thing. It is soooooo loud it sounds like you’re trying to chip trees into mulch in your kitchen. Just freeze bananas and put them in a blender with a little milk and it works the same, but doesn’t make your neighbors call the cops.

genderphobia:

my ultimate fantasy is to watch my boyfriends make out with each other

unreleasedwords:

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

WHAT THE FUCKKK

Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.
omgherbutt:

OMGHerButt.com

omgherbutt:

OMGHerButt.com

agendr:

Dear science fiction writers who make all alien species have binary genders: why